Semester over yet?

Sung to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas


One the first week of classes, my proffies gave to me:

syllabi that killed a tree


On the second week of classes, my proffies gave to me:

two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the third week of classes, my proffies gave to me:

three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the fourth week of classes, my proffies gave to me:

four quizes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree



On the fifth week of classes, my proffies gave to me:

FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (all due on the same day!)
four quizes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the sixth week of classes, my proffies gave to me:

six points extra credit (yay!)
FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (all due on the same day!)
four quizzes due
three headaches
two hundred book
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the seventh week of classes my proffies gave to me:

seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit (yay!)
FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (all due on the same day!)
four quizzes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the eighth week of classes, my proffies gave to me:

eight more days of Shakespeare (for all you english majors out there)
seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit (yay!)
FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (when are they due again?)
four quizzes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the ninth week of classes, my proffies gave to me:

nine reading assignments
eight more days of Shakespeare
seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit
FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (What?! I thought there were only four!)
four quizzes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the tenth week of classes my proffies gave to me:

ten more minutes to take that stupid test
nine reading assignments
eight more days fo Shakespeare
seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit
FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (better get started on them, shouldn't I?)
four quizzes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the eleventh week of classes my proffies gave to me:

eleven discussion questions
ten more minutes to take that stupid test
nine reading assignments
eight more days of Shakespeare
seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit
FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (They're due tomorrow?!?!?!)
four quizzes due
three headaches
tw0 hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the twelfth week of classes my proffies gave to me:

twelve moments of sadness (counceling center, here I come!)
eleven discussion questions
ten more minutes to take that stupid test
nine reading assignments
eight more days of Shakespeare
seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit
FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (crap. I forgot the mla formatting)
four quizzes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the thirteenth week of classes my proffies gave to me:

thirteen tasks on Blackboard
twelve moments of sadness
eleven discussion questions
ten more minutes to take that stupid test
nine reading assignments
eight more days of Shakespeare
seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit (Lord knows I need them)
FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (I also forgot to date them! Ugh!)
four quizzes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the fourteenth week of classes my proffies gave to me:

THANKSGIVING BREAK (but I still have to write a fourteen page essay on ecofeminism)
thirteen tasks on Blackboard
twelve moments of sadness
eleven discussion questions
ten more minutes to take that stupid test
nine reading assignments
eight more days of Shakespeare
seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit
FIVE RESEARCH PAPERS (great. now they're all rewrites.)
four quizzes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the fifteenth week of classes my proffies gave to me:

Fifteen common colds caught (it is December)
THANKSGIVING BREAK (but I still have to write a fourteen page essay on ecofeminism)
thirteen tasks on Blackboard
twelve moments of sadness
eleven discussion questions
ten more minutes to take that stupid test
nine reading assignments
eight more days of Shakespeare
seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit
FIVE REWRITE PAPERS (nearly done!)
four quizzes due
three headaches
two hundred books
and syllabi that killed a tree


On the sixteen week of classes my proffies gave to me:

SIXTEEN FINAL ASSIGNMENTS (including papers, quizzes, and a cumulative final exam!)
fifteen common colds caught
THANKSGIVING BREAK (but I did have to write a fourteen page essay on ecofeminism)
thirteen tasks on Blackboard
twelve moments of sadness
eleven discussion questions
ten more minutes to take that stupid test
nine reading assignments
eight more days of Shakespeare
seven days of tutoring
six points extra credit
FIVE REWRITE PAPERS (All A's! Yes!)
four quizzes dues

three headaches

two hundred books

AND SYLLABI THAT KILLED A FEW TREES!

El fin.